Choose a turtle neck. Choose cosiness. Choose covering your arms up. Choose a middle ground between casual and formal. Choose black. Choose red. Choose beige. Choose any colour you can get your hands on CAUSE THEY ALL LOOK GR8. Choose Primark basics. Choose a jumper that makes your boobs look mint. Choose to bin off chokers. Choose hiding a double chin when you laugh. Choose machine washable. Choose rolled up sleeves. Choose soft knit. Choose to ignore the rest of your wardrobe cause you’ve found your look and it’s cheap to keep up with… but why would you want to do a thing like that?
Last week I wore a different coloured turtle neck jumper every day of the week. I fucking love them and for a fiver a pop on the highstreet, honestly who can blame me?
I’m the kinda girl who wears things to death, but turtle necks are so classic that nobody even notices. You know when fashion bloggers talk about getting your basics nailed? Well, when I started buying turtle necks it all finally made sense. It was like the fashion Gods looked down on me and said ‘This gal is clueless, let’s spell it our for her‘.
The best turtle necks on the high street
I know I’m somewhat notorious for slagging off Primark, but they do the best turtle necks. H&M aint got nothing on Primark for these bad boys. For £5 you get a super-soft, high-neck in just about any colour. My only qualm being that the material is a little thin so if you wear a light colour, dark bras will inevitably show through.
M&S do some mighty fine turtle necks, but for me they’re a little too expensive for something so basic. If cashmere is your thing though, don’t let me stop you! Maybe you appreciate the finer things in life and I’m not here to get in the way of you buying a turtle neck. That just ain’t me.
Which colour turtle neck is right for me?
Right this is where I start pretending to be a stylist… Because most turtle neck jumpers cover your arms and neck, you need to make sure they work with your skin tone and hair colour – hear me out! This is because they can easily wash you out.
For example, let’s say you’re a pale girl with blonde hair. If you went for a beige turtle neck, you’d be completely washed out. You’d be better off with a dark grey toned jumper instead to break up the beige tones. Also, take it from me cause I own beige turtle neck, everyone thinks you’re sat around naked. Nobody wants that. This is the only time I’m going to tell you what to wear so just let me have my turtle neck moment please.
Long live turtle neck jumpers!
I know what you’re about to say – ‘But Jess, aren’t you proper sweaty on hot days?‘ Summer might be on it’s way, but I’ve got myself covered with some SLEEVELESS turtle necks (get me) and I live in Manchester anyway so sun is scarce.
So really you can’t say NOTHIN’! My love for turtle neck jumpers will never die.